Merry Belated Christmas! May you all have gotten sugar high on candy canes on drunk on eggnog!

I was out-of-my-mind-bored at my Aunt Carol’s waiting for the hour to arrive in which she, my Uncle Rick, mom, and myself would pick up my uncle’s mother Bee, ride out to Panera’s to meet up with my cousin Jen and her husband Kurt and baby Saige, and eat dinner then ride around looking at Christmas lights.

So, anyway, I was bored and had nothing to do. I had already taken pictures/videos with my new camera, annoyed mom and nana upstairs, discovered aunt carol taken a nap and secretly laughed at my uncle rick cutting the phone cable under the grass when trying to dig small holes to plant nan’s new baby trees.

I decided to draw. I stared at the blank paper and ready pencil for eternity! Ok… like 2 seconds. Suddenly, and idea—in the form of lyrics… “…elves named Etta.” DING DING DING DING! Idea.

It couldn’t just be me….

Let’s add… Daniel the Snowman!
Hmmm….. it needs more…..
Who else to add?
Who else?
Add?
Add?
Add?
ADD!!!!???
……….IDEA!
The Super Sexified Six! (as featured in: “uzzle…erfect?”
Meaning not only would there be a ETTA and DANIEL.
Now we have: ETTA, DANIEL, TIENA, STEPHANIE, BRIANNA, and SYLVIA!!!
Score.
Hmm… how to work it..
How to make this work….
I must make them characters!
Let’s start with the obvious ones:
Etta: the elf
Daniel: the snowman
Tiena……
Tiena= horses= animals= Christmas?….. REINDEER!
Stephanie…..
Stephanie= bunny=….. GAH! Bunny is too cute to change.
Brianna and Sylvia…. Hmm….
………….“Booty Buddy!”
Aha!
Santa and Mrs Claus?
Who’s who?
Brianna= dressy
Sylvia= pants

SO….
Etta= the elf
Daniel= the snowman
Tiena= the red-nosed reindeer
Stephanie= the holiday bunny
Brianna= Mrs. Claus
Sylvia= Santa Claus

We’re friends! We need to be connected!
Hmmm….

Let’s start with syl….
Married
Aha!
She can have her arm around Brianna.
Brianna…..hmm…. Brianna + Steph = bff
So.. Brianna pets bunny
Steph bunny….is sitting on “reindeer”
Tiena…. Hmmm
*thinks back to lunch time…..”TC”….. *

*narrows eyes*

Tiena bites—…..
*tries to figure out how to word it that it doesn’t sound a million times worse than it is….*

Tiena bites stick ARM.

*realizes the only two left are Daniel and Etta*

Sarcastically: greaaaaattttt…….

Snowman likes elf. Elf doesn’t like snowman. Elf….runs away from snowman? Snowman stops elf….

*thinks back to 6th period stickman doodles in which the stickman flails arms*

Elf tries to run away anyway while flailing arms.

Aha!

All done….drawing that is.

Scans in/onto computer.
Colors in photoshop.

Posts.

The End.

=]


Etta the Elf: I look like I have a fat head. Lol. I hope you all can tell that my arms are flailing. I think I did pretty good, but who knows. =]

Daniel the Snowman: He looks evil. His eyes are all dilated looking and the teeth are all wrong. Oh well….

Tiena the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Ok… so my reindeer drawing skills suck. But I think I’m improving. The last time I drew a reindeer it looked like a weasel. This time it sort resembles a dog. =]

Stephanie the Holiday Bunny: Yay bunny!

Brianna the Mrs. Claus: She is my favorite. She came out the best in my opinion. I’m not sure how I managed that. Lol. I think it’s the hair. Lol. … and maybe the booty.

Sylvia the Santa Claus: LOL…. She’s kinda leaning to the right. And her boobs came out looking oval. Oh well….

Go ahead. Slaughter it yourselves. LOL. I still like and I hope you all can too—despite its many flaws.

I just realized that: The + Rapist = Therapist.

Wow….